if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy
I poured my heart out to you. Let down my guard, swear to god. I’ll blow my brains in your lap, lay here and die in your arms.
AHS Meme : [1/1] Season - Asylum
-She’s talking about the maniac; Bloody Face. I heard he’s going to be admitted here today; is there any way I could meet him?
-You’re out of you’re depth, Miss Lana Banana
If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen
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