zeldathemes
queen
supreme

sadeon:

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

For once, I’m super happy with life and how things are going. 

I poured my heart out to you. Let down my guard, swear to god. I’ll blow my brains in your lap, lay here and die in your arms. 

de7ils:

AHS Meme : [1/1]  Season - Asylum

-She’s talking about the maniac; Bloody Face. I heard he’s going to be admitted here today; is there any way I could meet him?

-You’re out of you’re depth, Miss Lana Banana

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen

shroompuss:

AHHHHH

shroompuss:

AHHHHH

whimsicalgardens:

I hope.

whimsicalgardens:

I hope.

cxrch:

turn down for ‘hwat

cxrch:

turn down for ‘hwat

pudgealicious88:

that last one tho…

59kgs:

Fast food

59kgs:

Fast food

deatheatrs:

introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck